The rules of this game are simple. Make a wish (in a comment), and the person below you will corrupt that wish into something negative. For example:
User 1: "I wish for a pie."
User 2: "Wish granted, but it's an exploding pie."
I'll start: I wish Koromo Amae was real.
Granted; it is the crimson juice of your demise.
I wish I had an uncorruptible wish.
Sure, but it's so perfect that it drives you mentally insane with all its perfection as what you really want in live is a balance between everything :3
I wish I had a copy of Pokemon X and Y :3
Granted, but it's scratched beyond repair. ;D
I wish I could know everything, be everywhere, know everyone in the world, and do something that matters. (song reference, lol)
(YOU VILE MONSTER! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING D:)
Sure, but in the end all you seem to be able to focus on is the desparity, horror, anxiety, pain, displeasure, and discourse in the world :3
I wish to get over my ex
Granted, but you get another lover. And he/she is even WORSE.
I wish my depression was gone.
K cool, but now you expend all your energy being happy and it's tiresome.
I wish I had juice .-.
Granted; but your juice is from Kansas. And Kansas sucks. (get it?)
I wish I knew what Koromo meant in that one Saki episode where she said "Your life and peons are mine", because according to dictionary.com a peon is an unskilled farmer.
The translated version I have says, "Peons, your lives are mine." So, there you go :3 Now you must dance naked in a circle three times. ...iunno XD
I wish I weren't bored right now
Granted, but you ARE bored. Look at your boredom, now back to mine. Then look at my post then look at your third to last post, then back to mine, then back to my last post. Now look at your first post and then my first post and then to the 16th post and then back to mine.
I wish I had food.
Wish granted I get a 5 course New Years meal HOHOHOHHOHO!
I wish "sae lmao" became the new meme. http://i.imgur.com/Xf2XjSm.png
